THIS SUMMER

ONE WOMAN

RAISED BY HELICOPTERS

MEETS ONE MAN

RAISED BY LANDING PADS

THEY LAND... IN LOVE

UNTIL ONE MAN

RAISED BY ANTI-AIRCRAFT HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES

AND ANOTHER MAN

RAISED BY EARTHQUAKES

THREATEN TO DESTABILISE THE FOUNDATION

OF THEIR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP

AND THEN ONE WOMAN

RAISED BY LIKE... TANKS?

COMES IN

AND THEN A WOMAN

RAISED BY LIKE FUCKING GIANT CYBORG MONSTERS OR SOME SHIT

AND THEN LIKE A MAN

RAISED BY LIKE LASER TRANSFORMERS

AND A WOMAN

RAISED BY FLESH-EATING MECHANOIDS

AND THEN

A MAN RAISED BY... WORLD WAR THREE

DESTROYS EVERYTHING

UNTIL ONE WOMAN

RAISED BY A BUNCH OF STICKS

MUST OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES

INCLUDING A MAN

RAISED BY MY PARENTS

IT'S ME

THE STORY OF ME

COMING THIS SUMMER:

RAISED BY MY PARENTS