Video introduction to my live show, "Ben's Illustrious Fact Show".
Instructions for a Cake in 21½ Steps.
Trying to get the start of "Great Southern Land" by Icehouse.
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen but with depression and anxiety.
Who Do You Think You Are?
© 2017 Mudcrabs
"I am a dog-swallower. I swallow dogs. It's like sword-swallowing, only hairier."
Beware! The scavengers have arrived!
When will my children return from the war?
MilkOne of the very first sketches I wrote, in 2011. First performed in 2012 then resurrected for my 2014 Comedy Festival show.
I EAT THE GRASS AT NIGHT